Look who’s wearing the trousers now!
Your guest list just got paw-some
Her Madgesty is most welcome to my wedding anyway
The future’s bright….
A drop away from body gorgeous…
Stop slouching… and give it some shoulder
Well oil be damned, they’re really good!
Dare to bare your sole(s)
Wham Bam I’m safely tanned
Don’t sweat it honey
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